Friday, March 31, 2006

Instructions To Make An Orange Juice Squeezer

PARTNER


was one way. He had always been and would not change.
wanted to love and harden your skin, your face.
wanted to host and fought.
wanted to be thousands and tore almost everything. But the important thing ...
is in life and is not escapes. Falls. It hurts. Making.
are peers. These. Those. And I am. Flight grave.
Silence.
Si. Roll the world over. I know. And it is stopped.
is approaching. Falls. Making.
was possible to reach.
I felt by the skin close, and fought.
In His Steps was that ...
is one way. Always been so and will not change.
And there back again. Maia
stolen from Victoria
PROTEST

Monday, March 27, 2006

Largest Number Ever Recorded

UNEMPLOYED


I feel empowered to speak on an issue which, after birth, I am suffering. I never knew how to find work. I go out, give a couple of laps and if no cartel, home ... The newspaper is not reviewed, since it is a very popular and are millions of people ... and the truth, which like you, I do not like cola. "Hey what do you think this? He is unemployed and pretentious .- Yes! I am brave like you.
I'm out of work ... someone I depend on this to someone who needs a guy like me to work (that someone who knows me, not going to give me a job, always try to send me another friend of his). That someone asks me a history of which I have to invent and also spend on a piece for nothing, I called just to get along with my friend ... invite me to his office to tell me what I already know: "I see it difficult." If it is difficult, it would come to my home and not spend money. Above, as it is at home, has something for lunch or dinner, if you prefer ... But how will bother being busy, I travel with my money because I'm unemployed and I have nothing to do. Places
offer plans work and are humiliating interviews, and where I see mostly people who need it more than me and queue up-to apologize for being repetitive, but they are things that I enjoy doing.
ideas I have, a lot, but to be idle, costing me carry them out. More ideas give me some friends and family members all bring something akin to nothing ...
The government's plan is hateful and degrading to the bottom of what a human being can endure ... I think more Honesty is out to steal.
More protesters are disgusted by me from a small stage, saying that no one can live with a work plan, and then take their wine at your table there is no vacant, or them, at least not are ...
An unemployed is only because no one wants to be with him is a problem, to see if it asks for work, or worse, silver. An unemployed, in need, can even be dangerous. What do you know who you are together? Is not an idle thing to bring your house and empty it. Call
, nobody calls you, you have to do and spend on call, and besides hang hours loving you explain what should one do. A vacant
is a useful, because it can call and pay a meal or anything, promising to see how it works to be considered for another job. Reach Out and about ...
An unemployed is always willing to listen to a depressed worker ...
An idle, when you win a prize for any artwork, never the prize is cheap, but a diploma must pass to pull away from home.
Many unemployed living writing about and defending them, and thereby earning a good salary. The idle remains the same ... one out of many, it gets exploited.
There are also living writing against the unemployed, those to do without pay and with great pleasure.
An unemployed is not a victim, or perpetrator, may just have a very small percentage of unemployed minded solidarity. I met many, weeping and crying they got a job and did not see more ... An unemployed do not need a job, he must first course included, with pay in cash.
A group of unemployed is very useful to fill a seat and turn any government.
I do not represent a society of unemployed, I'm unemployed for almost a lifetime. Let's say I'm a bum, a bum ... Those who live in income or resentful workers love to hear the synonyms of my unemployment. It gives them peace of mind. For them, the unemployed are comfortable ... as would not have a handle comfort. A vacant, not only to get jobs, but also convince him to go to work ... because that would not only help one person, but that would make him an asset to the whole society. Fabio Zurita

subtracted from it LIBERTARIAN

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

South Park Fish Stick Episode

PATRIOTISM


The country does not exist for workers who do not have an inch of ground, exists only for the rich living off the land.
The militia is the enslavement of man. Militarism erase all sense of humanity, runs the intelligence discipline, it does abdicate his personality because he can not act or think without the permission of their masters, making man in uniform beast. The Patriots are
armies to kill the workers when they claim their rights if they rebel against exploitation and tyranny.
The rich are patriotic drones who consume everything produced poor patriots.
With the country is deceiving the people for it to spill their blood conquering wealth in the name of the country are seized by the rich.
The poor have no homeland to the world and all workers are his brothers. Figueroa JD

Thursday, March 2, 2006

Largest Shark Observed By Man

THE POLITICAL PARTY


A CHARACTER
H. LAND - A H. MARS
ACT ONE
Any

capital of the world - Time of universal suffrage - a broad avenue passes by a large demonstration - A head of the column are a chocolate and cola flags red flags of the party of reform on its agenda requesting a law against the spoils narrow and one against the high collars and hairpieces - Red legal party makes common cause with the party chocolate - On the sidewalks, street urchins who make a cult of laughter - and by all the terms gay people, women having fun and some anarchists calling, from time to time: "farce! falsehood." The

h. land-the rally is awesome! ( yelling) Long live the party chocolate! Down cheese party and everyone who does not believe in us! The

h. mars-man globe, tell me what men want in your game that make this event? Ask what? The

h. That land-men, the government, which are cheese party, leaving the command. Look are useless and thieves. Political morality, for it brings the rally to despopularidad for the government. And all the people, as you see, protest with us, we are the honesty and work. See him through legal red party has understood the justice that we attend, and help us. (the distance is heard the voices of the anarchists "farce! Lie!").

The h. mars-And those voices! The

h. Land-Oh! They are fools, whom we have to hang at the first opportunity. ACT TWO

The h. of Mars, many flags! And come over here!. Security must be another manifestation. The

h. land-column is grandiose! (Screaming ) Viva cheese party! Down the chocolate party and the mother that bore him! The

h. mars "Tell me, earthling man, what purpose does this rally?

of h. The Land-Protest against the immorality of government, consisting of chocolate party men whose idleness and waste which have reached its height. I assure you, sir, are inept and worse, thieves. Also has long said that it is time to govern and the party goes to power of cheese. Look if we are in just as the most advanced legal party, that there are those who see to the bottom of the column, around a red flag, do, us, a common cause of protest. (clear voices are heard shouting "fake! Falsehood." These voices are more numerous than in the first act). ACT III

The same scene of action, the scene of the first act and the same characters-only season is not the same "Besides, anarchists accused of comedians and fake protesters have increased considerably, especially with the help of the guys who made the apology of laughter, and there are now men, however the new rascals still laughing. ACT FOUR

second act is repeated, but time is not the same, although the legal and extralegal practices as they go into identity-Anarchists and urchins protest of Protestants and laugh. FIFTH ACT

Atrium election day election-Groups of men here and there, sometimes intentionally mixed-Socialists are red tie, taverns and cafes next is full of people, despite only having a half-door business to the public drinking-gun is supposed to be the usual brawl "He heard shots, stabs, then quietly killed and wounded there, the choice is. The

h. mars-poor planet earth! If you do not save energetic and sincere men, both of your charades and your lies, like your Bacchic and your crimes, in a vacuum rodarĂ¡s representing the only hell of the Universe. ('ll pause and see the man approaching from the ground). The

h. land-( yelling) Viva! Alive! Alive! The

h. of Mars-What you want to live? The

h. The land-cheese party ... (stops and recalling ). Or not, I think the party voted for chocolate ... I do not remember if I voted no on both ... Let's see how many pesos bring. (Wanting to have some bills ). Well, I forgot to tell. And it's strange because until yesterday, but not least I can read and write, even counted on the fingers. Will not be drunk. If you just took thirty gins! (Pause . Staggers, mumbling something that is not understood ). Would you do me the favor of having those weights? The

h. mars "Gladly, Give it me. (Counting ). Fifteen There are fifteen dollars. Did you spend you something? The

h. Land-If I do not know how much. I paid the bartender, Don Judas Kleptomane, two or three or four drunken fio me ... But, even so much money. (Remembering ). Ah! I remember! ... He also voted for the socialist party, although that pays little, eh? However they are not ill, I gave, now I remember, the red tie ... Well, well! (Screaming ) Viva cheese party! Long live chocolate! Long live the socialist party! (Pause staggering.) Do not you think, sir? Be grateful. Huh? and goodbye. ( Vase talking to himself). The

h. of Mars-A game against another, the cheese against the chocolate, the socialist against the two, sometimes allied to one or other, protesting that he and climb down one, and all bad, all false, all enemies of the true man. What then? Love is dead "on earth? Or will purify the world by fire? ( Pause) And those who were always crying "fake! A lie!" Why are so few! Crazy! Says they are crazy! ... Yes I can see, the solution is clear: either fools or liars. Well! I decide by the first and I will be one of the many who go after of political comedy shouting loudly: Histriones! Buffoons! FB

Basterra