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Find the hidden baby

Look at this picture, notice of which side is the nervous type of which the calm. (If, on the other side, I know)

good now stay away dist ance of the monitor and looks again. Have changed places.

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1.DIARIO A FEA

--------- --------- *** *** Journal

When I was born, the doctor went to the waiting room and told my father: "We did what we could ... but he was born alive ..."

was so ugly that I was born twice the first when I saw the doctor said, "In the tower!" and I return back and then turned out
...

My mom did not know whether to stay with me or with the placenta.

premature

As I put in an incubator ... with tinted windows.

My mother never gave me the breast because he said he only wanted me as a friend.

I was always very hairy, my mother always asked: Lady does the bare or ...?" wove

My father carried in his wallet a photo of the girl who came when you bought it.

I soon

realized that my parents hated me because my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.

I once was lost. I asked the police if they thought we were going to find my parents and he replied: "I know, there are plenty of places
may have been hidden ..."

My parents had to tie a steak around his neck for the dog to play with me.

Yes, folks, I'm ugly, so ugly that when a truck hit me and I was better.

When I was kidnapped, the kidnappers sent my finger to my parents for ransom. My mother replied that they wanted more evidence
.

I had to work since childhood. Work in a veterinary and people kept asking how much it cost me.

One day a guy called my house saying: "Come to my house that no one ..." When I arrived there was nobody ...

The psychiatrist found me one day that I was crazy. I told him I wanted to hear a second opinion. "Okay," I
replied, "well you are too ugly mad ..."

Once when I was going to kill thrown from the terrace of a 50-story building, sent a priest to give me some words of encouragement. Solo said: "On your mark, get set ..."

I was a little darling of my father ... I was the only one sack his mustache ...

The last wish of my father before he died was that I sit on his lap ... He had been sentenced to the electric chair ...

2.The fear, that feeling absurd

What is the fear bad, eh?
I'm not ready for fear, I do not behave with dignity.
not have to see how much crap I do when I have fear.

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Because let's see, I am for the night in bed and hear a strange noise, what do I do?
I cover the sheet! Very good! What
, the sheet is bulletproof?
What if one is not bad with a knife will be able to get through, you are going to turn the page?
Man, please!

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And when I get to look under the bed?
Man, we already have an age!
addition, assuming a murderer under the bed, looking at what I earn?
That kills me before! Okay, great.
Does anyone imagine that one day someone found me under the bed? What would you say?:
"Good nocheeees ... What? Killing, right?
"See, you have to win the lentils.
- But man! Exit there is going to be cold. Walk, climb, which will take much fuzz asthma. Kill me in bed, it will be more comfortable.

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Another of my stupid reactions to fear is to look inside the cabinet, which is the last straw.
Because, let's see will anyone be a man in the closet?
But if the day you ironing do not know where to put all the clothes, how is going to get a guy in there?

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Another situation. I hear a strange noise at home and I get up, 'scares', in pajamas, and asked:
- Anyone here?
But what I think, if someone is going to answer me?
The best is when I come to the conclusion that if someone just may be behind the bathroom door, because otherwise I have already registered and what do I do?
stick my head slowly, mostly so that if there is someone, give me pleasure. Ah. Another

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. I'm on a car and suddenly, the driver begins to run as if Carlos Sainz, but Carlos Sainz and without, and I terrified.
What do I do?
Typically, protect me: I grabbed the plastic Asita is above the door. It can be stamped
if you want, I'll fuck the Asita ...
In this situation, mothers what they do is take the bag and put it forward, like an airbag.

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And when I go in bicycle down a slope and what is packed?
What is happening to me? Remove
foot pedals. Very good, very smart!
When I lose control of everything, also loose hands off the handlebars.
That's right. But what I think will happen? What am I gonna fly like ET?

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When I going to get a shot, what?
Put your ass so hard that the needle bounces.
I know it hurts more, but I can not help it.
And that fear makes me want to make an idiot after another: I have to go down to the garage and no light.
begin to think about ghosts or whether there will be someone hiding, and what I?
Song. Fear, I have fear, you do not know very biebebeben! That is

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Unemployed largest in Nicaragua

Unemployed creators of this site is:

The maximum unoccupied all
Roberto This is me with one of the largest unoccupied world

unemployed teachers and Bismarck Castellon

Idle half Samuel

Reviews other unemployed

Ricardo What up 's men greetings to all the unemployed like me, I say to be vacated is the best thing that has happened in my life and I invite you to join the club of unemployed and LIVE THE UNEMPLOYED.

Bismarck I'll mention to my friends and friends of all the unemployed
1. Laziness is the main girlfriend of a member belonging the adjacent
2. the bed without it could not enjoy what best in life is sleep
3. The TV serves as a means of entertainment

Yorving I'll share them the agenda of a vacant

-------- On the morning Eat and Sleep
At mid-day --------- Eat and Sleep
------------ In the afternoon eating and sleeping
------ On the night ------ Sleep, eat and sleep

Follow this routine and see how tired is being unemployed

Mayor Carmen Unemployed In this photo you see what I'm unemployed. The left is me and I'm as empty as you can see I'm busy in the middle is another empty and also the right here we were starving truth is that we were with the tiger that days.


Katherine If difficult partner difficult

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News and Videos

edition of the Newsletter No. 1 The weekly chart Republic

Hi this is the weekly report of what happened in the life of the unemployed

Headlines
have to

• last week was declared the sloth emblem adjacent ( association of unemployed and Aragano ) after this election we did an interview and his words led his followers His exact words were HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA . .....

• In other news yesterday Samuel Lopez PANS known as pork was wrongly accused and that people said he was the greatest and super this Police interpret the possible suspicion of drug trafficking, but this then becomes clear when Samuel said was the largest unoccupied and supermantenido

• Some scientists confirm that by the year 2010, laziness will be the main source of energy declare that the unemployed will the biggest producers at the time.

• A Castellon alias the "cool" he was awarded the Nobel do absolutely nothing for the prize was awarded in the hometown of the "cool" in Villa Perezopolis in the country of Perezolandia .
  

• magazine people public the rankin official unemployed persons in the world:
Roberto

1. the maximum empty of all
   
2. Castellon and Bismarck teachers in the art of desocupadencia
   
3. Samuel Unemployed means
   
4. Ricardo Unemployed means
5. Yorving media
Unemployed
6. Jonatahan Unemployed less
   
7. Eliezer Unemployed less
   
8. Luis Carlos Unemployed less
9. Franklin Disciples
   
10. Gustavo Disciples
    

And in the case of women the first 3 places are for

Carmen and
1. Jahoska
2. Katherine
3. Marjorie

A True Story

There once was a girl call Camila! She was 14 years, looked forward to his 15 years, which sent her parents a quinceanera cruise ... I get the day of the cruise, and she's very excited goodbye to his parents and entered the cruise . It was installed for a walk down the aisle, when he met the cutest boy that his eyes had seen ... The ask: what's your name? "She said, Camila, he told her: Nice to meet Camilla, my name: Camila Raúl.Al end of the day went to his room to rest for another day, when he awoke and saw that rose under his door had a blue rose and a note saying "To the prettiest girl my eyes have seen "Raul. Excited very surprised but she started jumping for joy in his habitación.Cuando Camila in the great hall, there was Raul passed all day together until the night he accompanied Raúl Camila to her room, they parted with a kiss. Just spent 6 days, each Camila woke time was a "Blue Rose." Until he reached the last day of the cruise, Camila was very excited because it would Raul waltz which I would never again see again ... Raúl When it was over and Camilla went to the room and Camila sure his love for Raúl was delivered to him, body and soul ... I give her the most important thing in your life "YOUR VIRGINITY" Camila woke the next day and found no Raul, but there was a silver casket carved with blue flowers and a note that read: "The great time last night, please open the chest when you're at home" Raul When Camila arrived home, hug their parents and immediately went to her room remembering the hood of Raul ... When he opened the box a tear rolled over her cheek ... In the chest there was a "black flower" all wither beside the flower was a note that read: "Welcome to the world of AIDS "

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Wise words from the unemployed Chinandega

1 - born tired live to rest.
2 - Love your bed as yourself
3 - If you see someone lying, help him.
4 - Rest day so you can sleep at night
5 - worked or is sacred, do not touch.
6 - That you can do tomorrow, do not do today.
7 - Work at least you can, what you have to do someone else does.
8 - Calma Nunc no one died for rest
9 - When you feel des cos of work, sit and wait to pass you by.
10 - If work is health, working the ENFE RMOs.

phrases given by unemployed
say no good but this is wrong because it serves to give the bad example

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