1.DIARIO A FEA
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When I was born, the doctor went to the waiting room and told my father: "We did what we could ... but he was born alive ..."
was so ugly that I was born twice the first when I saw the doctor said, "In the tower!" and I return back and then turned out
...
My mom did not know whether to stay with me or with the placenta.
premature As I put in an incubator ... with tinted windows.
My mother never gave me the breast because he said he only wanted me as a friend.
I was always very hairy, my mother always asked: Lady does the bare or ...?" wove
My father carried in his wallet a photo of the girl who came when you bought it.
I soonrealized that my parents hated me because my bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
I once was lost. I asked the police if they thought we were going to find my parents and he replied: "I know, there are plenty of places
may have been hidden ..."
My parents had to tie a steak around his neck for the dog to play with me.
Yes, folks, I'm ugly, so ugly that when a truck hit me and I was better.
When I was kidnapped, the kidnappers sent my finger to my parents for ransom. My mother replied that they wanted more evidence
.
I had to work since childhood. Work in a veterinary and people kept asking how much it cost me.
One day a guy called my house saying: "Come to my house that no one ..." When I arrived there was nobody ...
The psychiatrist found me one day that I was crazy. I told him I wanted to hear a second opinion. "Okay," I
replied, "well you are too ugly mad ..."
Once when I was going to kill thrown from the terrace of a 50-story building, sent a priest to give me some words of encouragement. Solo said: "On your mark, get set ..."
I was a little darling of my father ... I was the only one sack his mustache ...
The last wish of my father before he died was that I sit on his lap ... He had been sentenced to the electric chair ...2.The fear, that feeling absurd
What is the fear bad, eh?
I'm not ready for fear, I do not behave with dignity.
not have to see how much crap I do when I have fear.
Because let's see, I am for the night in bed and hear a strange noise, what do I do?
I cover the sheet! Very good! What
, the sheet is bulletproof?
What if one is not bad with a knife will be able to get through, you are going to turn the page?
Man, please!
And when I get to look under the bed?
Man, we already have an age!
addition, assuming a murderer under the bed, looking at what I earn?
That kills me before! Okay, great.
Does anyone imagine that one day someone found me under the bed? What would you say?:
"Good nocheeees ... What? Killing, right?
"See, you have to win the lentils.
- But man! Exit there is going to be cold. Walk, climb, which will take much fuzz asthma. Kill me in bed, it will be more comfortable.
Another of my stupid reactions to fear is to look inside the cabinet, which is the last straw.
Because, let's see will anyone be a man in the closet?
But if the day you ironing do not know where to put all the clothes, how is going to get a guy in there?
Another situation. I hear a strange noise at home and I get up, 'scares', in pajamas, and asked:
- Anyone here?
But what I think, if someone is going to answer me?
The best is when I come to the conclusion that if someone just may be behind the bathroom door, because otherwise I have already registered and what do I do?
stick my head slowly, mostly so that if there is someone, give me pleasure. Ah. Another
. I'm on a car and suddenly, the driver begins to run as if Carlos Sainz, but Carlos Sainz and without, and I terrified.
What do I do?
Typically, protect me: I grabbed the plastic Asita is above the door. It can be stamped
if you want, I'll fuck the Asita ...
In this situation, mothers what they do is take the bag and put it forward, like an airbag.
And when I go in bicycle down a slope and what is packed?
What is happening to me? Remove
foot pedals. Very good, very smart!
When I lose control of everything, also loose hands off the handlebars.
That's right. But what I think will happen? What am I gonna fly like ET?
When I going to get a shot, what?
Put your ass so hard that the needle bounces.
I know it hurts more, but I can not help it.
And that fear makes me want to make an idiot after another: I have to go down to the garage and no light.
begin to think about ghosts or whether there will be someone hiding, and what I?
Song. Fear, I have fear, you do not know very biebebeben! That is
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